Spam Poetry

I’ve been trying to get back into writing for fun as opposed to writing for the man. Sometimes, I don’t need to think about it; it just shows up in the inbox. So here’s a small piece, courtesy of my spam folder in gmail. Punctuation other than exclamation points is mine.

Fire up your rocket today
Keep erection:
Your best way to live longer on this planet.

“Aches be gone right here,”
she invited me for a quickie.
“Collect them all every brand!”
Real women love big dimensions.
She will secretly dream of you
… about us

Try not to do this baby–
gradual but stable results–
Leave no weak spots in your life.

Time to get it bigger;
Check out Bling Bliing watches.

You are doing too much of sport, support your organism!


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