At Least He’s ‘Possive’

From Small Pond’s spam comment holding cell: “I am possive you are doing your horizontical knowledge.”

Which made me think the following:

  • We all need to use “horizontical” more often when conversating.
  • Is “possive” a good thing or is it more like “possessive,” in which case the commenter could be jealous that I am doing my horizontical knowledge in public or with other people?
  • Is this commenter the same guy on a Philly street corner who told me I was going to rot in hell because I’m a fornicator?
  • Why do strangers think I’m getting more action than I really am?

Edited to add that WordPress thinks I should add “fornicator” as a tag for the post. Heh.

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