I’ve Found My Superpower

In spite of a failure to meet radioactive spiders or to travel in space, I have at long last discovered my superpower.

I have the uncanny ability to destroy … lawnmowers.

The Pitfalls of Adulthood

Can clutter multiply? Is it possible our house is a secret incubator for clutter embryos?

It sure seems like it. Every time I embark on a project to clean out one room or part of the basement, I feel all good about myself until I go back into that space or an adjacent space mere minutes later. Cue scary music because new clutter has set up an Occupy This House tent city!

Sigh. I’ll keep on fighting the good fight because adults do things like this.