From Small Pond’s spam comment holding cell: “I am possive you are doing your horizontical knowledge.”
Which made me think the following:
- We all need to use “horizontical” more often when conversating.
- Is “possive” a good thing or is it more like “possessive,” in which case the commenter could be jealous that I am doing my horizontical knowledge in public or with other people?
- Is this commenter the same guy on a Philly street corner who told me I was going to rot in hell because I’m a fornicator?
- Why do strangers think I’m getting more action than I really am?
Edited to add that WordPress thinks I should add “fornicator” as a tag for the post. Heh.
Small Pond 
Sometimes I wonder about those that create these spam comments. But I kind of like “horizontical”.
This is all kinds of awesome!